September Movies Part 2: Jane Austen Wrecked My Life, The Long Walk, Spinal Tap II

Looking for a delightful foreign romcom, a dystopian horror, or a mockumentary sequel? Well, you're in the right place! Read on for some eclectic movie reviews!

Jane Austen Wrecked My Life: Written and directed by Laura Piani, this is a terribly charming French film about a woman named Agathe Robinson (Camille Rutherford) who works at famed Parisian bookstore, Shakespeare & Company. A Jane Austen fan, she is always making recommendations to buyers about which Austen novel they would like. On the side, she is an aspiring writer, but has been struggling with crippling writer's block. She suddenly gets an idea and writes a few chapters, and unbeknownst to her, her best friend and colleague Felix (Pablo Pauly) submits her work to a writer's retreat in England that is run by some of Austen's distant descendants. Agathe is reluctantly persuaded to make the journey, has a very Pride & Prejudice-esque meet-cute with Oliver (Charlie Anson), and her love life is off to the races.

This is a cute film that does pack some emotional heft as Agathe has a lot of baggage she is carrying around. There are misunderstandings and multiple suitors and Agathe will have to decide who is the person who is destined to truly make her happy. Whilst also finding her own voice as a writer of romantic fiction. The world is currently celebrating the 250th anniversary of Jane Austen's birth, so what better time to watch this movie and chuckle over the influence this woman has had on readers through the years and throughout the world.

The Long Walk: Speaking of influential writers, this film is an adaptation of Stephen King's 1979 novel. Written by JT Mollner and directed by Francis Lawrence, this is a tale of a dystopian United States after some long war that has left most of the country in dire poverty. In order to boost morale and generate TV ratings, the Major (Mark Hamill, in a most un-Skywalker role) has instituted a scheme where every able-bodied young man enters a lottery to participate in the Long Walk, and one is selected from each state. The fifty men arrive at the starting line and just have to keep walking at a steady pace no slower than 3 miles/hour all day and night long without any rest, though they do get rations for food and water. There is no finish line. Instead, you get three warnings if your pace slows down, and after the third warning, you are shot dead. Until there's only one "winner" left.

That is basically the extent of the plot. So, spoiler alert, you're going to spend 100 minutes watching a bunch of men get shot, and the camera doesn't pan away, so be wary if you're squeamish. This film is extraordinarily well-made and the cast of young actors is compelling and eminently watchable, particularly the camaraderie between Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, Tut Nyuot, and Ben Wang. You watch these men all bond with each other and try to boost morale and help each other before the inevitable happens. I will confess, it did make me roll my eyes a little and think, "is this what it takes to get men to forge deep friendships?" Judy Greer also has a very minor supporting role as the distraught mother of one of the participants, in a classic weepy Judy Greer role (can we please get this excellent woman a leading role in something charming and fun?), but other than that, there are no women in this movie, which also makes it a hard sell to half the moviegoing audience. There were moments of true friendship and allegiance between the men that did make me feel teary, but once I left the theater, I already found this film leaving my brain. It's a powerful film while you're watching it, but once you're done, it fails to leave much of an impression. It's also hard to watch this movie in our current political climate when gun violence and assassinations seem to feature particularly prominently, so while timely, it's also not something I would recommend if you're trying to stick your head in the sand and escape our current news cycle.

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues: Speaking of movies that don't leave much of an impression, Rob Reiner is back directing the sequel to 1984's This is Spinal Tap, with a script written by him and the three lead actors, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, and Michael McKean. Still told in the same mockumentary fashion, with Reiner playing documentary filmmaker Marty DiBergi, we are following the band forty years after the release of the first film. They have not worked together for 15 years but now have the opportunity to have one final reunion concert in New Orleans. So, it's time to get the gang back together, watch them practice, hire a new drummer, and heal some rifts. Oh, and Paul McCartney and Elton John may be jamming with them for a bit. Maybe.

I did watch This is Spinal Tap years ago, but I have no memory of it, which I think is a detriment going into this film. This is clearly a movie meant for fans of the original and is steeped in nostalgia and callbacks that all whooshed right over my head. So, the only thing I can recommend is that you absolutely must watch the first film if you want to have a good experience with this sequel. I suppose it is perfectly serviceable as a standalone film, but I simply couldn't get into it with no prior memory of the characters and what had happened in the original. However, if you're a massive fan of Spinal Tap, this movie will likely scratch every itch you had, so go forth and enjoy!

September Movies Part 1: Caught Stealing, The Thursday Murder Club, Elio, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale

We're halfway through September and I'm catching up on movies on streaming and in the theater. What are you craving? Period British drama, modern British mystery, 1998 New York crime caper, or fantastical Pixar animation? I've got it all!

Caught Stealing: Written by Charlie Huston (who adapted it from his novel) and directed by Darren Aronofsky, this is a movie about what happens when Hank (Austin Butler), a bartender living in the Lower East Side of Manhattan (Alphabet City to be precise) in 1998, unwittingly gets caught up in a lot of trouble when his neighbor, Russ (Matt Smith) leaves town and asks Hank to look after his cat. Turns out Russ was working for a bunch of drug dealers and had something they really want, and now those bad guys are all convinced Hank was working with Russ and could be persuaded to part with that information via violent means.

The movie gets a little bloody, and there's a lot of cringey body horror as various people try to torture Hank for his intel. The body count starts to go up, and yet everything is told with a bit of a comic spin. The content is bleak, but the tone is farcical, and you'll happily follow Austin Butler along on this ride through the grimy New York of yesteryear. I can't say the film is particularly memorable once you leave the theater, but while you're in there, you'll have a great time.

The Thursday Murder Club: If you're a fan of Richard Osman's British murder series, then rejoice, because the movie adaptation has arrived on Netflix, with a screenplay by Katy Brand and Suzanne Heathcote and directed by Chris Columbus. The cast is astonishingly good, with Helen Mirren, Celia Imrie, Pierce Brosnan, and Ben Kingsley playing Elizabeth, Joyce, Ron, and Ibrahim, four pensioners living in a retirement community, who have unusually decided to pursue a hobby of gathering together on Thursdays to discuss unsolved cold cases. However, when someone they know is murdered, they decide they're going to partner up with the police (sometimes against the police's will) to solve this brand-new case.

I loved the book, but watching the movie did make me realize how incredibly complex the plot is. While this cast is charming, this seems like the type of murder mystery that is fun to curl up with on the couch and read, rather than try and condense into a two-hour film. However, if reading is not your thing, this movie certainly does the source material justice and will give you a good idea of why this series is so popular, with the fifth installment due to be released at the end of the month (yes, I have already reserved it at the library and cannot wait!). After all, there can never be too many British mysteries in the world.

Elio: This movie came and went from theaters and it has taken me a long time to get around to catching it on streaming. Written by Julia Cho, Mark Hammer, and Mike Jones, and directed by Madeline Sharafian and Domee Shi, this is a story about a young boy named Elio Solis, who was orphaned and now lives with his very overwhelmed aunt who is an Air Force major. Obviously, with that tragic backstory, this kid keeps to himself and doesn't have any friends. But he does have a deep and abiding love for space, and firmly believes aliens exist who could maybe provide him with a way out of his depressing existence on Earth. Well, turns out aliens do exist, Elio does get to meet them, and when he is accidentally mistaken for Earth's leader, things start to spiral out of control.

The plot of this movie is extremely fantastical. The animation is all beautiful as you would expect of any Pixar film, but the story is a bit trite, really hammering home the themes of loneliness and parenting failures. It's all very inventive but it's all somehow still boring, which is astonishing for such an original concept. The tragic backstory felt too classic Disney for me, and even aliens and the threat of galactic warfare couldn't save it from being maudlin and prosaic. Watch this if you love animation and want to be a Pixar completist, but otherwise, this is not their best work.

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale: Speaking of maudlin and prosaic...welcome back to Downton Abbey! I went to the premiere of the 2019 movie, and we all thought that was the end of this franchise, but Julian Fellowes has returned for one last (maybe?) time to follow the fortunes of the Grantham family in 1930. Everyone's back and hitting all the same character beats - Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery) is going through a scandalous divorce and is being shunned by all of polite society, the Earl of Grantham (Hugh Bonneville) is worried about money and continues to be incensed that the world is continuing to modernize and render his way of life obsolete, and Paul Giamatti enters the fray as Cora's (Elizabeth McGovern) brother from America, who has been helping to settle their dead mother's estate and is now in London to share the terms of the inheritance. 

There are also many plot lines involving the staff of course, with Carson (Jim Carter) and Mrs. Patmore (Lesley Nicol) due to retire and pass on their duties to the next generation. It's wonderful to see how these characters have grown and come into their own over the years, and while this movie is plainly just a bit of fan service, you can consider this fan fully served. My favorite part was when Edith (Laura Carmichael) declared "Is he also Turkish?" and all of us in the theater chuckled at this callback to Mr. Pamuk from Season 1. If you know, you know, and if you don't know, do not watch this movie!