September Movies Part 1: Coyote vs. Acme, Best of the Best, Pressure

September has been a bit of a slow movie month in my household but we're starting to get caught up on things. Whether you're seeking a raucous comedy or WWII drama, let's dive in for some reviews.

Coyote vs. Acme: Written by Samy Burch and directed by Dave Green, this is a movie that is so specific that I found myself both thoroughly delighted by it and also wondering if mine was the last generation that could even understand this film. In the vein of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? this is a glorious Looney Tunes film where cartoon characters live alongside humans and Will Forte plays a jaded lawyer named Kevin, who has been hired by Wile E. Coyote to sue the Acme Corporation, because they keep selling him defective equipment for his various traps to catch the Road Runner. What follows is a very silly and engaging film about how there's a whole conspiracy over at Acme, and how maybe the Coyote does have a case after all.

The first half of this movie is just an ode to nostalgia where you get to watch the Coyote's many failed ventures and it feels like you're watching a dozen Road Runner cartoons on a loop. Then the action mostly shifts to the courtroom, which is a setting I am always fond of, but may not keep you as entertained. My favorite critique of this film came from a small child that was watching this in the theater next to me, who loudly exclaimed "I thought there would be more Coyote, but this is all Acme!" This movie may have cartoons, but I don't think I would ever take a kid to see it - this is solely a cartoon movie for grownups who grew up watching Looney Tunes and are going to burst out laughing at a throwaway joke about Speedy Gonzales. The animation is great, the script is engaging, and you'll feel like you're a little kid again.

Best of the Best: Written by Hasan Minhaj and Prashanth Venkataramanujam and directed by Lena Khan, this is a movie about two best friends, Maya and Anjali (Maitreyi Ramakrishnan and Priyanka Kedia), who join a Bollywood dance team at UCLA and have to navigate the competitive nature of the enterprise alongside their own personal baggage. There are a lot of jokes about the type of people who join a Bollywood dance club, including the one obligatory white boy who speaks Hindi and is more Indian than the Indians on the team, and when I saw the trailer, I immediately wanted to inject this movie directly into my veins. Unfortunately, the final product is aggressively mid.

The lead actors are great, but no amount of charisma can prop up this script that is fairly lackluster, and Ramakrishnan feels like she's just reprising her character from Never Have I Ever. There's a reason this movie is just on Netflix and not worth a theatrical release - you can stream it on a rainy afternoon, but you wouldn't want to venture out for it. The dance choreography is definitely spectacular and worth your eyeballs, but it feels like all the effort went into those sequences and everything else is just going through the motions. I may have enjoyed this more if it were a multi-episode series where we could get more twists and turns and character development, but as a movie, it failed to either entertain or engage me.

Pressure: After all those comedies, you know what you need? A tense World War II drama about the hours leading up to D-Day when the final decision about whether or not to deploy the troops came down to a meteorologist. Directed by Anthony Maras, who co-wrote the screenplay with David Haig, based on Haig's 2014 play of the same name, this is a true story about RAF Group Captain James Stagg (Andrew Scott), who was recommended by Churchill to General Eisenhower (Brendan Fraser) as the best man in the country to provide a weather forecast for the upcoming D-Day landing. Preparations have been underway for weeks, and the American meteorologists, headed by Colonel Irving Krick (Chris Messina) have no doubts that the weather will be sunny and perfect, based on historical weather patterns. But Stagg is not interested in history - he wants the data to accurate forecast the future, and as he gathers that data, he doesn't have good news to report to the Armed Forces, who just want him to say that they will have clear skies ahead.

These actors are all at the top of their game and who doesn't want to watch Scott and Fraser go head-to-head in a battle of wills? The Americans are loud and brash, but Stagg is a quiet and resolute Scot who will not allow anyone to sway him from his scientific rigor. Even though we all know what eventually happened and that D-Day was a success, this movie makes you forget all of that for 100 minutes as you sit there, anxiously awaiting the final result and whether our hero will be redeemed for sticking to his guns. The footage of D-Day is also incredibly moving, set to music by Volker Bertelmann, and as with any movie about this time in our history, it all makes you feel incredibly horrified that humankind keeps engaging in warfare at all. This is a well-made and compelling film, and though it went in and out of theaters too quickly, it is well worth a watch.

August Movies Part 5: The Magic Faraway Tree & Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

August is nearly at an end, but did I cram in a few more movies to finish out the month? You know I did!

The Magic Faraway Tree: Let's get this out of the way first. This is expressly a movie for people who grew up reading Enid Blyton's Magic Faraway Tree series and have extreme nostalgia for it. Or for people who have very small children who believe in fairies and enchantment and would be captivated by this film. Otherwise, just move along, you're not going to remotely understand why I watched this film.

Directed by Ben Gregor with a screenplay adapted by Simon Farnaby, this is a very silly but charming movie that fully taps into the nostalgia of Blyton's novels but tries to drag them into our modern age. Andrew Garfield and Claire Foy play Tim and Polly, a couple that live in the city with three children (played by Delilah Bennett-Cardy, Phoenix Laroche, and Billie Gadsdon) but then uproot the family and move to a desolate barn in the countryside when Claire quits her job and Tim decides that what they need is "the simple life." As you can imagine, their modern children who are very used to having cellphone signal and Wi-Fi are horrified by this turn of events. That inability to access technology, however, is what is needed for these children to decide to amuse themselves by heading into the Enchanted Wood and go up the Magic Faraway Tree, where they will meet Silky (Nicola Coughlan), Moonface (Nonso Anozie), Saucepan Man (Dustin Demri-Burns), Dame Washalot (Jessica Gunning) and all the rest. 

No, I'm not having a stroke. Again, if you read these books, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about, but otherwise, just stop reading already! I have to say, none of the characters are exactly how I pictured them from the books, but the set-up of the Faraway Tree itself made me instantly flashback to being a little child who was delighted by the idea of sitting on a cushion and getting pulled up into its branches, then climbing a giant ladder to get to whatever magical land was at the top of the tree that day, and then coming back down by sliding down the Slippery-Slip that runs all the way down the inside of the tree. God, it was all so charming. 

The movie itself feels like a very British pantomime, and every actor seems to be dialing it up to a 100. Garfield is ridiculously lovely as the father figure though, and while he doesn't feature for much of the film, every time he's on screen, I couldn't help wishing this guy did more romcoms; I could watch him all day long.  Overall, did I think this movie was particularly good? No, it was entirely too cheesy for my liking. But did it absolutely unlock a primitive part of my brain that had been locked away since childhood. Hell yes.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die: Directed by Gore Verbinski and written by Matthew Robinson, this is one of those increasingly shocking things in our current filmmaking times: a thoroughly original movie not based on any existing IP. Instead, it is a gleeful and almost Matrix-y bit of science fiction that tackles the problem of AI and social media addiction. What more could you want?

The movie opens in an LA diner when a seemingly crazy man (Sam Rockwell) storms in, claims he is from the future, and needs to recruit a group of people from this diner to help him prevent the creation of an AI that destroys humanity in his future timeline. He is strapped to a bomb and will blow everyone up if they don't do as he says. Also, this is the 117th time he has delivered this speech to this group of people, because every previous attempt he made has failed; he has yet to find the right combination of people who could help him on this mission. It's very Edge of Tomorrow, and I was here for it.

The subsequent cast of characters that he recruits are a great group. You have two teachers, Mark and Janet (Michael Pena and Zazie Beetz), a grieving mother, Susan (Juno Temple), an Uber driver, Scott (Asim Chaudhry), and a woman who is literally allergic to technology, Ingrid (Haley Lu Richardson). As the movie progresses, we will flashback to understand how technology has specifically been ruining each of these peoples' lives, and what they will now be able to contribute to this insane mission to save the world.

I can't give away more plot because you have to let the whole wacky thing unfold for yourself, but it's brilliantly inventive and compelling. This is exactly the kind of scaremongering I want to see from Hollywood about how technology is going to destroy us all. The third act does go a bit off the rails with the AI plot, and you will start to wonder exactly how high the screenwriter was when he wrote this script, but it's still a thoroughly entertaining and engaging movie that will legitimately make you laugh out loud with its audaciousness. There was a major plot twist that I saw coming from a mile away because of the way that a certain scene was filmed, but it was still fun to see it unfold. I love a time travel movie and I hate AI, so inject this movie directly into my veins. 

August Movies Part 4: Midwinter Break, GOAT, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Anaconda

I recently flew to LA for a short trip, which means plenty of hours of in-flight entertainment. Which now means you’re about to read some short reviews of movies I watched on my trip because I never saw them in theaters. Which ones would I actually recommend? Read on, it’s a surprise!

Midwinter Break: Directed by Polly Findlay and written by Nick Payne and Bernard MacLaverty (who adapted it from his 2017 novel), this is a supremely vibey movie about an older couple, Stella and Gerry (Lesley Manville and Ciaran Hinds) who decide to go to Amsterdam for a short vacation. While they are there, we watch the accumulation of hurts between these two people who have silently been bearing slights for years (well, more like the wife has been silent while the husband has been oblivious) but have now reached a tipping point. 

We slowly unravel their backstory and the dramatic incident in Belfast during the Troubles which led them to uproot their lives and move to Scotland, but overall, there really isn't much plot in this film. It looks pretty and stars two powerhouse actors but as the end credits rolled, I was left with a feeling of, "That's it?!" I enjoyed seeing all the tourist attractions in Amsterdam as I had just been there last year, but other than that, I can't say I have much to recommend about this movie. Though I might be persuaded to get the book and see if there was a whole lot more plot in there.

GOAT: If plot is what you seek, then director Tyree Dillihay and writers Aaron Buchsbaum and Teddy Riley have you covered with this animated movie about a small goat named Will (voiced by Caleb McLaughlin) who aspires to play the highly competitive and physical game of Roarball. Unfortunately, everyone mocks his ambitions because only big animals play Roarball, including his idol, a black panther named Jett (Gabrielle Union). Through a series of (un)fortunate events, Will gets recruited to play for his hometown team, the Vineland Thorns, alongside his hero Jett, and a motley crew of other animals voiced by Aaron Pierrs, Nicola Coughlan, David Harbour, Nick Kroll, and Stephen Curry himself. 

The Thorns have been playing terribly and one of the big issues is that Jett doesn't trust her teammates, feeling like she needs to score all the points herself. So of course, this is a movie that's about delegation, trusting others, and learning to work together as a harmonious team. It's wildly inventive, beautiful to look at, and has a brisk pace that will keep you engaged from start to finish. Given the Knicks' recent championship win, I couldn't help but think of who all these characters would be if they were Knicks players, so that is another fun side quest as you watch this film. You're welcome.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie: Love animation but looking for a nostalgia boost with existing IP? Mario's got you covered. Directed by Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic and written by Matthew Fogel, if you loved The Super Mario Bros. Movie, you can rest assured you'll enjoy this one too. You'll get a rollicking adventure across the galaxy as Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Peach (voiced by Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Keegan-Michael Key, Donald Glover, and Anya Taylor-Joy) attempt to save Princess Rosalina (Brie Larson) from Bowser Jr. (Benny Safdie), who is just trying to save his dad (Jack Black). Along the way there will be plenty of audio and visual gags to remind you of the video games and scratch that primordial itch in your brain. 

The animation is colorful and stunning, the voice cast is spot on (Glen Powell shows up as a very Powell-esque character as well), the Lumas are cute as can be, and the story just rollicks along at a breakneck pace so you never get too bogged down in unnecessary details. It's fun and funny, and you already know if you're the target audience for it. So if you are, go forth!

Anaconda: Written by Kevin Getten and Tom Gormican, who also directed, the premise of this film is that a group of friends who love the 1997 movie Anaconda decide to remake it, despite not having a lot of money or filmmaking talent. The friends consist of Doug (Jack Black), Ronald (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) and when they get to Brazil, they enlist the help of Ana (Daniela Melchior) to take them on a boat down the river, and Carlos (Selton Mello), a snake handler who supplies a snake for their venture.

Of course, once they get into the jungle, it turns out there's an actual Anaconda on the loose that starts hunting them, and everything gets very meta. I cannot say I paid ANY attention to this movie. My friend, who is a fan of the original Anaconda, seemed to derive a great deal of enjoyment from it, but she had also never seen the trailer, which seemed to give away about 50% of the plot of this film. I guess all I can say is, if you love Anaconda and enjoy extremely silly comedies, this might be the movie for you. But unless you're in that very niche audience, give your eyes a rest. This movie is not worth it.

August Movies Part 3: Tony & The End of Oak Street

Did I celebrate my birthday with a double feature at the movie theaters? You know I did! And both were excellent movies, so read on for my recommendations for why you should be heading into a double feature yourself!

Tony: Directed by Matt Johnston, who co-wrote the screenplay with Matthew Miller, Todd Bartels, and Lou Howe, this movie adapts maybe the first 50 pages of Anthony Bourdain's 2000 memoir Kitchen Confidential (this is according to my husband who has read the book - I have not). As such, this is more of a romance or coming-of-age story - the cooking scenes are almost incidental. Dominic Sessa plays the young Tony, a bit of a wastrel who is obsessed with a girl called Nancy (Emilia Jones) and is desperately trying but failing to impress her. When he doesn't get a writing fellowship he applied for, he heads to Cape Cod because he knows Nancy is spending her summer there and ends up working in the kitchen of a local seafood restaurant as a dishwasher.

The restaurant is owned by a chef played by Antonio Banderas, who is a bit of a character but decides to take Tony under his wing. Tony also befriends Sal (Leo Woodall), the restaurant's oyster shucker and resident bad boy. Needless to say, Sal is a bad influence, and our hero is easily led astray, but there's just something about the chef's work ethic and the food he serves at this restaurant that captivates Tony. In addition to the free room and board he is getting on the chef's porch, of course.

All of the performances are excellent, but this movie is mostly just vibes. The vibes are also excellent and given that we know how Anthony Bourdain's life turned out, this movie is a sweet reminder of how he started out. There's so much hope and promise and optimism in this movie, even as it also gives us the seedy "culinary underbelly" that Kitchen Confidential exposed. Ultimately, it's a fitting tribute to Tony and everything he managed to accomplish in his life.

The End of Oak Street: Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell, this is a dinosaur movie, and damn, it's a great dinosaur movie. The premise is absurd - set in 1982, we follow the Platt family, consisting of Denise and Greg (Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor) and their children, Audrey and Brian (Maisy Stella and Christian Convery). Denise and Greg are in a rocky spot in their marriage and things are looking bleak. But things get a bit bleaker on one night when their entire neighborhood is suddenly transported into prehistoric times and now there are dinosaurs running through their previously innocuous little suburb.

How did this happen? A wormhole or some such, that's not really that important. What's important is that now for 90 minutes this family is going to be running around trying not to get eaten by dinosaurs and seeing if there is any way for them to get back to 1982 and resume their quiet American lives. There is so much action, some eerie horror-esque moments, and plenty of humor to keep the tone light and breezy throughout. There was one genuinely shocking turn, but at the end of the day, this whole thing feels like a Spielbergian cross between The Goonies and Jurassic Park and I was 1000% here for it. 

Anne Hathaway is having quite the year, and apart from The Odyssey, this is definitely my favorite movie she's been in this year. All the actors are having such a rollicking good time, and the plot is rapid and kinetic and keeps you engaged until the very end. This is not a serious movie that's about to win a dozen Oscars, but this is exactly the kind of movie I want to be watching in the middle of August. It's entertaining, surprising, funny, nostalgic, and sweet. It's exactly why you go to the movies in the summer.

August Movies Part 2: One Night Only & Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass

I watched two comedies about people trying to have sex this month and each was equally delightful in its own silly way. One is a very New York movie while the other is very LA, so we’ve also got bicoastal representation!

One Night Only: Written by Travis Braun and directed by Will Gluck, this movie has the wild premise that America is under authoritarian (i.e. Republican) rule where all premarital sex has been banned except for one night a year. We therefore follow Allie (Monica Barbaro) and Owen (Callum Turner) on this one night to see what kind of shenanigans they get up to, all the while knowing that of course, these two very attractive people will eventually end up together…right?

Allie is a world-weary woman who despairs of this night. While Owen thought he was getting engaged and instead got dumped and is now looking for mindless sex to get his mind off his heartbreak. As these two keep running into each other, they first are antagonists and then pair up to be each other’s wingmen. I won’t spoil any surprises but this movie is so joke dense, all the way down to the production design and the score that are full of audiovisual gags to keep you giggling. You’ll get a whirlwind tour of the NYC boroughs, a TON of amazing cameos, and thoroughly charming performances from these two actors, who are perfect for a romcom. This movie made me laugh out loud multiple times and I adored it. I don’t understand the complaints about how we don’t know enough about the political backstory. I’m here for the sexy times people, not for political machinations. Just let me enjoy my popcorn movie in peace!

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass: If you’d rather watch something on streaming, load up this inane movie and prepare for absurdity. Directed by David Wain of Wet Hot American Summer fame, and co-written by Wain and Ken Marino, this is a story about Gail (Zoey Deutch) a naive hairdresser from Kansas, who is betrayed where her fiance sleeps with his celebrity sex pass (I won't spoil, but that's a very funny cameo). Needing a break, Gail heads to LA for a hairdressing conference with her best friend Otto (Miles Gutierrez-Riley). There she meets a psychic who tells her that the only way to restore her relationship is to sleep with her celebrity sex pass - Jon Hamm. So what follows is a quest through LA to find the Mad Man and do the deed. Will Gail succeed? Watch the movie to find out!

Along the way, Gail picks up a motley crew of people to help her (including John Slattery!) whilst also being chased by Italian mobsters helmed by the wonderful Sabrina Impacciatore. It’s loud, brash, dumb, and funny, exactly the kind of thing you sometimes need to watch on a stress-free afternoon. This movie is also the reason I made my friend drive by the Chateau Marmont when I was visiting her in LA, so it's also a great tourism movie. This kind of comedy is certainly not for everyone, but I chuckled away like the lunatic I am. Enjoy!

August Movies Part 1: Lorne & Miss You, Love You

I was home alone last weekend so I caught up on a bunch of movies I had missed earlier in the year. Here are my thoughts on two very innocuous films that could prove to be of interest when you're lying on the couch.

Lorne: Directed by Morgan Neville, this is a documentary about Lorne Michaels, the notoriously private man who created Saturday Night Live and has been bestowing comedy legends and talk show hosts on us for 50 years. Given how notoriously private he is, however, you can imagine how this documentary turned out. It's a fairly superficial overview of SNL's history and the man, the myth, the legend, and while it is very fun to get behind-the-scenes footage of recent episodes of SNL, you're not necessarily going to learn a whole lot of new information. Though I did discover he was married with three kids. Who would have thunk.

There are lots of talking heads with famous actors and comedy people, and everyone tells their stories and does impressions of Lorne. Everyone seems uniformly shocked that Lorne would even give permission for this documentary to happen, and there's a lot of mystery that even they are reckoning with as they debate...does Lorne have pets? What does he do on his blueberry farm? Wait, his Wikipedia article has been wrong about his origins this whole time? While folks don't seem to know that much about him, the one constant is that they all do love him and credit him for their careers. There is a lot of talk about his loyalty and John Mulaney shares how Lorne called him up when he was in rehab and just said he would stay on the phone as long as he wanted. The man may be a mystery, but he does seem to be a mensch. If you enjoy SNL, you'll probably enjoy this documentary, but don't expect to get much out of it.

Miss You, Love You: Written and directed by Jim Rash, this is a quiet comedy-drama about grief and family that commands two very excellent performances from Allison Janney and Andrew Rannells. Janney plays Diane, a woman whose husband has just died. Instead of her son coming home to comfort her and help make the funeral arrangements for his stepfather, he sends his assistant, Jamie (Rannells), instead. Naturally Diane is prickly about this whole arrangement, but as a PA, Jamie seems very used to dealing with demanding clients, so what follows is a masterclass in managing Diane's sarcastic jibes and eventually gaining her begrudging respect.

This is a movie that mostly runs on vibes. As far as plot is concerned, expect these two to snipe at each other, reluctantly become friends, feel horribly betrayed by revelations, snipe at each other some more, and then reconcile. It's also a wonderful look at what it's like to lose the love of your life, the expectations you have of your family and friends, and what's it like to find your chosen family. It's a movie you marinate in so you can feel all your feelings, and it is at times gentle, acerbic, sweet, and funny. Enjoy.

July Movies Part 3: The Dink & Spider-Man: Brand New Day

July is nearly at an end but I managed to squeeze two more movies in. Want to go to the theater or want to stay on the couch? I've got both options covered!

The Dink: Written by Sean Clements and directed by Josh Greenbaum, this is a very silly and fun movie about what happens when a bunch of pickleball enthusiasts demand more courts at a tennis club. Ed Harris plays Chuck Boyd, the owner of the tennis club, while his son, Dustin (Jake Johnson) is a tennis player who injured his wrist early in his career and now has to make do as a tennis instructor at the club. He still thinks of himself as being an elite player (with a lot of beef with Andy Roddick), but really he's just a sad little man who needs to boost his ego. 

Due to various circumstances, Dustin is forced to start playing pickleball, a sport he regards with the utmost contempt. Further, he is playing with three older women, and his partner is Candace (Mary Steenburgen), a divorcee who has taken up a lot of hobbies to try and get on with her life. My favorite thing about this movie is that there ends up being a little bit of a May-December situation between Distin and Candace, which is amazing, because come on, Mary Steenburgen's still got it. Putting that storyline aside, however, this is ultimately just a movie about a showdown between pickleball and tennis. If you're a pickleball enthusiast, there will be a lot of references and jokes that I'm sure will delight you, but if you only have a passing familiarity with the sport (like me), this movie may seem pretty mid. The actors are fun, the premise is wacky - it's a perfectly acceptable way to pass an afternoon. But it is definitely some serious pickleball propaganda.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day: I don't know why, but I keep forgetting that Spider-Man is from New York (specifically Queens - Let's Go Mets!) but this movie absolutely does not let you forget that fact. It is SUCH a New York movie and has such beautiful shots of the city throughout every amazing action sequence or just those wonderful shots of Spidey commuting around by slinging webs at tall buildings. Even the end credits are this lovely little ode to New York - according to my husband, the only thing missing was a shot of Zohran as Mayor. So yes, I loved this movie immediately, just for that.

But of course, there's a whole story we need to discuss so let's get into that. Written by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, and directed by Destin Daniel Cretton, this movie picks up after the events of Spider-Man: No Way Home, so poor Spider-Man/Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is no longer remembered by his best friend Ned (Jacob Batalan) and girlfriend, MJ (Zendaya) after Dr. Strange cast a spell to make them forget him (don't question the Marvel logic, I don't remember any of the previous movies either). Now, he's very sad and depressed, working closely with NYPD Detective Jean DeWolff (the delightful Liza Colon-Zayas), and eschewing any work-life balance whatsoever in his unrelentless quest to put criminals away so he doesn't have to think about his complete lack of a personal life. He's also reluctantly working with Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal), a man with some sort of dark past who is now a vigilante with a lot of guns (apparently this character is the Punisher - a fact that completely blew past me while watching this movie).

There's Michael Mando as Scorpion, but then it turns out there's a different villain who can mind control people, so they become slightly more important to deal with. Just rest assured there's some great action, a lot of emotion, and it will be worth your time. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, but also, Instagram has been constantly serving me reels of Holland and Zendaya so I just spent this movie swooning over those two as my favorite Hollywood couple. I don't know if this is a movie that comic lovers and Marvel purists will care for (there ARE some great cameos from certain Avengers), but if you're simply looking for spectacle and good ol' fashioned Hollywood razzle-dazzle, this movie serves that up in spades.

July Movies Part 2: The Invite & The Odyssey

This week I watched two of my favorite movies of the year. They were spectacular and you need to jump on the bandwagon right away. What are you waiting for?!

The Invite: Adapted by Rashida Jones and Will McCormack from a Spanish film, Sentimental (that was itself adapted from a play), and directed by Olivia Wilde (who also stars), this movie is an incredible cringe comedy that had me and my husband gasping and laughing out loud for 100 minutes straight. Wilde and Seth Rogen play Angela and Joe, a couple that have been married for too long and can't seem to stop bickering with each other. Angela has invited the upstairs neighbors over for dinner, a fact that she failed to mention to Joe, so they're fighting about that as the neighbors, Pina and Hawk (Penelope Cruz and Edward Norton) arrive. Which already makes for an awkward start to the evening, but you have no idea how much more awkward things are going to get from there.

If all four of these actors receive an Oscar nomination next year, it would be welcome. The dialogue being bandied about back-and-forth is exhilarating. It's like watching a very tense tennis match with occasional pauses to burst out laughing. I can't get into the plot because you need to just experience it ratchet up and escalate continually for yourself. But what a well-made movie! It's beautifully shot, with every scene meticulously framed and composed, and the music by Devonte Hynes offers up a perfect accompaniment to these couples and their chaos. There's one scene in particular, that is set to Habanera from Carmen, and I definitely want to watch a masterclass when Wilde dissects how she perfectly choreographed the dialogue, music, and blocking to create a visually stunning and hilarious piece of cinema. 

Fair warning, this is a great movie to watch if you're in a stable relationship but may bring up some uncomfortable discussions if you're on the rocks and arguing all the time. But maybe even in that case this movie will bring you both together because you'll finally be laughing as one. Get to the theater - you have received an invitation.

The Odyssey: Written and directed by Christopher Nolan (based on Homer's epic poem, of course), there was a lot of hype around this film, and what can I say? The hype was thoroughly well-deserved. This movie is three hours long, but with this deft script that keeps weaving in and out like Penelope's loom through all of the different scenes of Odysseus' journey, the Trojan War, and the troubles in Ithaca, you simply won't notice the time passing by. It's a singular cinematic achievement and I can't begrudge all the Oscars it's bound to receive next year.

The cast of this film is pitch perfect. I had my doubts about Matt Damon as Odysseus, but he does an incredible job - he is just the right amount of old and weary but still has a trick or two up his sleeve to try and survive this perilous journey home. Tom Holland is wonderful as his son, Telemachus, who has to protect his mother, Penelope (Anne Hathaway, in what is definitely her best role this year), from the greedy suitors (including Robert Pattinson as the very evil Antinous) who have posted up at their palace in Ithaca and want to marry Penelope so they can be king. The other big-name stars in this movie mostly have extended cameos, but damn do they deliver in their scenes. I was particularly astonished by Samantha Morton as Circe - there was something so eerie and menacing about her voice that even if you didn't know anything about this character, you'd suss out within ten seconds that something very bad was about to happen to Odysseus's men.

I've been obsessed with Greek mythology since I was a child; I've taken many courses on it and read The Odyssey as well as modern retellings of Homer's work, so I have a great familiarly with this story and the various characters and settings. I don't know if someone with zero knowledge of The Odyssey would love this film as much as I did, but I think they would still be completely mesmerized by the spectacle of it. The extended sequences with the Trojan horse are stunning, watching the sailors get tossed around on a vengeful ocean is harrowing, interacting with the varied cast of characters is a constant delight. I found myself astonished simply by the armor that different characters wore - Agamemnon in particular, has the most foreboding armor I've ever seen, and it chilled me to the bone every time he was on screen. And is it weird that everyone has an American accent? Sure, for about ten minutes. Then you just put that aside and let yourself be swept away by this ancient tale. The locations are dazzling, the practical effects are glorious, the script is immaculate, the actors are captivating. You can see the blood, sweat, tears, and love that went into every frame of this movie and the result is truly a wondrous thing. Nolan went on quite the odyssey to give us this film, and I'm so glad he did.

July Movies Part 1: Supergirl & Moana

July is here, with a brand-new set of summer blockbusters. We have the latest superhero offering from the DC Universe, and then Disney's latest live-action remake. Looking for original IP? Move right along!

Supergirl: Written by Ana Nogueira and directed by Craig Gillespie, this movie stars Milly Alcock as Kara Zor-El, aka Supergirl, who is Superman's cousin. She is turning 23, so you may ask, why is she a "girl" and not a "woman"? That is a meta question this film also seeks to ask and answer. But first, we must give our poor heroine a purpose, because as this movie opens, she is on an epic pub crawl and has no desire to save the universe.

This film is only 108 minutes long, so I won't give away scads of plot. There's a young girl, Ruthye (Eve Ridley), who is seeking revenge after the brutal murder of all the members of her family, and she crosses paths with the reluctant Kara, who is persuaded to help her for her own reasons. Naturally, our heroine is full of ennui and doesn't think there's any point to being a superhero, but she will eventually get her redemption arc and start to crawl out of her depressive funk. Prepare for lots of action sequences, many repetitive rescues of the hapless naif, and some cameos from a very concerned Clark Kent (David Corenswet) as he video calls from Metropolis to keep tabs on his wayward cousin. Oh, and also Jason Momoa shows up as an alien mercenary character called Lobo, for some reason.

This movie is rather forgettable. Now that James Gunn runs the DC Cinematic Universe, you can see his fingerprints all over it in terms of random music choices during various scenes and a desperate attempt to keep things light, even when we're talking about a lot of heavy themes. Alcock and Ridley are a great duo, and they are both very personable, even whilst their characters are being extremely angsty, and the action choreography is wonderful. But overall, this movie thoroughly failed to captivate me, and I almost forgot I watched it a few days later. It exists, and that's about all I can say about it.

Moana: Written by Jared Bush and Dana Ledoux Miller and directed by Thomas Kail, if you're a fan of the original animated film, then you'll be perfectly happy with this live-action remake, i.e. just like my husband. I do not care about Moana as much as he does, but I still found myself captivated by this movie. 

If you've never seen the original before, I suppose a short plot summary is in order. Catherine Laga'aia plays the titular Moana, the daughter of the chief of Motonui, a Polynesian island. Her whole life, she has been forbidden from venturing too far out into the ocean, but her grandmother (Rena Owen) believes the ocean has chosen her for a crucial journey. When the island is stuck by a blight, she tells Moana that she needs to set sail and find the demigod Maui (Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson who voiced this character in the original film), who can then help her restore the heart of Te Fiti, the goddess of Nature.

The cinematography is beautiful and enchanting, the songs (both English and Polynesian) are rousing and wonderful, and the actors are fully committed and having a great time - it's particularly great to see the Rock do his thing in live action this time around. Is it almost identical to the animated film? Of course. Did that dampen my enjoyment at all? Nope. Disney is gonna do its thing, but when they do it with a movie this beloved, it's hard to really screw it up, you know? There has been a lot of uproar about why we need this remake, which is the same uproar we have been getting for every single Disney remake to date, but I found myself bopping along for the ride. I know most critics are in absolute disagreement with me on this one, but I don't care. Sometimes it's just nice to get some Polynesian comfort food.

June Movies Part 1: Backrooms & Power Ballad

I headed to the movies this weekend and watched one Gen Z blockbuster horror film that everyone's talking about and one sweet, melancholy Irish movie that almost no one is talking about. I enjoyed both, but for very different reasons.

Backrooms: Written by Will Soodik and directed by the 20-year-old (!) Kane Parsons, based on YouTube videos he started creating in 2022, this movie is extremely wild and twisty and slightly impossible to explain. But my god it's a vibe, and I vibed hard with it. Chiwetel Ejiofor stars as Clark, an angry divorced man who aspires to be an architect but instead owns a struggling discount furniture store. After his wife kicked him out, he has been living in the store, and has noticed the electricity is behaving erratically, with power surges and losses at all hours. One night, he goes down to the basement to investigate why the lights are off, and he sees something shimmering on one of the walls. When he approaches, he discovers he can walk through this wall, and into the titular "backrooms." 

This is where all kudos goes to Danny Vermette, the incredible production designer, without whom, this film would be nothing. The backrooms are a weird and eerie, slightly-off maze of interconnected rooms that just keep getting stranger and stranger as Clark wanders through them. The score and sound design by Edo Van Breemen and Parsons also deserve a lot of kudos because we get the constant hum of the overhead fluorescent lighting as an accompaniment, but then the sudden footsteps, or sudden silence that signifies only bad things could happen next. Honestly, the sound design scared the crap out of me more effectively than the appearance of actual monsters.

Yes, there are monsters lurking in these rooms, and yes, things will get a little bloody towards the end, but the majority of the time, you are just wandering through this insane world, trying to figure out what's going on, and having a mild panic attack for 110 minutes. Ejiofor is excellent as our protagonist who is also a little despicable, while Renate Reinsve is an excellent audience surrogate, playing Clark's therapist, Mary, who has her own intricate back story that will unfold over the course of the film. It's all very layered and complex, like the backrooms themselves, and there are so many interpretations you could come up with as you watch this film. The main thing though, is that you have to see it. It's a wild ride, and I joyously went along for it.

Power Ballad: Directed by John Carney, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Peter McDonald, this is a classic Carney piece about the conflict between artists who make music because they love it and the record labels and big stars who make music because of capitalism. Paul Rudd stars as Rick Power, a former rockstar who settled down in Ireland 15 years ago after he married an Irish woman and had a daughter. Giving up on his rock dreams, he now sings for a wedding band. It's not glamorous work, and he misses being able to play his own songs instead of the usual comfort fare required at a wedding. 

At one wedding, however, Rick meets a famous singer, Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas who is not playing a character too far from reality, but still acted the hell out of this part, much to my surprise). Danny was formerly in a boy band but is now trying to strike out on his own, and he's trying to write songs for his upcoming album. He and Rick have an all-night jam session once the wedding festivities conclude and joyously make music together, riffing on each other's work, and enjoying a very creative collaboration that leave both in admiration of each other. What could go wrong?

Rick goes back to his life, and Danny goes back to his, and then six months later, Rick hears a song playing at the mall. He instantly recognizes it as "How to Write a Song Without You" a song that he has been noodling on for years, and that he had shared with Danny during their collaborative night. Well, Danny was able to add a bridge, produce the hell out of it, and now has a #1 single on his hands, with no songwriting credit to Rick whatsoever. What follows is a story that made my husband nervous, because he thought the tone of the film was going to become very dark and insane. But I knew the most I could expect from a Carney movie was a little melancholy and a lot of soul. There's a fair amount of comedy, because how could you not when you have Rudd at the helm, but he does a great job playing this slightly sad sack musician, who isn't quite living his dreams and just wants recognition for finally writing the hit song he has been chasing for so many years. 

It's a beautiful story about creativity and collaboration and credit, all topics that are so dicey and controversial when it comes to making music and art, and it's deftly told and distilled with that traditional Carney whimsy and Irish flair. I loved this movie and it made me tear up at various points. And not for nothing, "How to Write a Song Without You" is a certified banger - I hope it starts climbing up the charts, because nothing makes me happier than when a movie about a hit song actually generates a hit song. It's such a difficult task, and initially, when I heard the song in the movie, I didn't think it was that great, but by the time you hear it twenty times, in multiple contexts, with different production values, you really do learn to appreciate the art and craft of songwriting. It's a beautiful musicology lesson and movie all wrapped up in one.

May Movies Part 2: The Sheep Detectives, I Love Boosters, Obsession

What are you looking for this weekend? A breezy British murder mystery solved by a flock of sheep? An absurdist tale about end-stage capitalism and greed in the Bay Area? Or a supernatural horror thriller about the dangers of making your wishes come true? Yup, this post is really covering all the bases!

The Sheep Detectives: I was so excited for this movie and it absolutely did not disappoint. Written by Craig Mazin (adapted from the novel Three Bags Full by Leonia Swann) and directed by Kyle Balda, this movie stars Hugh Jackman for about ten minutes as a shepherd named George who lives a seemingly idyllic life in a gorgeous little English village until he ends up...murdered. Every night, he would read murder mysteries to his flock as a bedtime ritual, and turns out, these animals could fully understand him. One of them, Lily (voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus), is the smartest and always figured out who the killer was in those nighttime stories. Well now she had to put all her deductive reasoning to the test to examine clues and study the cast of motley human characters who all may have had their own reasons to kill the beloved shepherd.

The mystery is very cleverly plotted, and I can honestly say that the revelation of the killer was extremely satisfying. The script hits all the mystery tropes, and there are lots of shadowy and mysterious characters who show up, while we have Nicholas Braun as the hapless British police officer who has never had to deal with a murder in this village before and therefore will need plenty of coaching from the sheep to get this case solved. The animation is perfect, lending a lot of character and sass to the sheep (otherwise famously expressionless animals) with excellent voice casting from the likes of Bryan Cranston, Chris O'Dowd, Regina Hall, Rhys Darby, Brett Goldstein, Bella Ramsey, and Patrick Stewart. The live-action cast also features stalwarts like Emma Thompson, Hong Chau, Molly Gordon, and Nicholas Galitzine, who certainly do not disappoint. This movie was everything I wanted and expected it to be. No notes.

I Love Boosters: Written and directed by Boots Riley, this movie is certainly everything I expected it to be, i.e. weird and wacky. Keke Palmer stars as Corvette, the leader of the Velvet Gang (also consisting of Naomi Ackie and Taylour Paige, and later, Poppy Liu) who shoplift designer clothes exclusively from a high-end chain called Metro Designers that is owned by a high-strung designer named Christie Smith (Demi Moore). Christie is incensed at the amount of money she is losing because these boosters keep stealing her clothes, and most of the film consists of the juxtaposition of the bougie life led by Christie and her insanely expensive fashions alongside the very colorful but chaotic lives of the boosters who are struggling to make ends meet.

Aesthetically, this movie is a veritable rainbow of delights. The whole plot about how Christie's stores operate was wildly inventive and fun, and costume designer Shirley Kurata has done miraculous work from start to finish with every single outfit Keke Palmer and the rest of the cast sport in this movie - give the woman an Oscar immediately. But, in classic Boots Riley fashion, the third act of the movie leaps wildly into the absurdist abyss, pushing its metaphor of labor exploitation and capitalist evil to the umpteenth degree and featuring a lot of sci-fi and fantasy elements that imply a great deal of weed was consumed in the making of this film. If you're familiar with Riley's previous film, Sorry to Bother You, none of this will surprise you in the least, but if this is your first foray into his work? Settle in, you're in for a very bumpy ride.

Obsession: Yes, I gave in to the hype and headed to the theater to watch this film to ensure it continues to break box office records. Written and directed by Curry Barker, this is a classic horror movie about a man named Bear (Michael Johnston) who has a crush on a girl named Nikki (Inde Navarette) but is afraid to tell her or do anything about it. When he buys a magic object called the One Wish Willow, he expects it to just be a novelty toy, but makes a wish anyway. Obviously, he wishes that Nikki loved him more than anything else in the world. And obviously, that wish comes true in rather horrifying fashion.

What follows is a creepy and hilarious tale about how horrible it is when your dreams come true. At first, we have the honeymoon period where Bear and Nikki are deliciously in love and happy. But gradually, it becomes clear that Nikki might be a tad...unwell. She is behaving strangely, getting way more clingy, and eventually, starts to lose her mind if Bear leaves her for any period of time. Things keep escalating and getting more frightening, and eventually more bloody. 

Did this movie telegraph most of its jump scares from miles away? Yes. But was it still awesome to watch this in a crowded theater and scream and laugh alongside the rest of the audience? Hell yes. Horror movies are such a fun genre to highlight the collective spirit of movie watching, so if you only have the time and money to see one movie in theaters this month, this should probably be the movie you pick. The performances are brilliant (Inde Navarette in particular is getting a lot of love for her insanely eerie and incredible work - what she can do with her face and voice is simply a marvel), the script is entertaining, and it is endlessly compelling from beginning to end. The hype is real.

May Movies Part 1: Mother Mary & The Devil Wears Prada 2

Anne Hathaway is set to have five movies come out in 2026, and two of them are currently in theaters. Sadly, the Hathassaince is off to a rocky start. Let's dive into my reviews.

Mother Mary: Written and directed by David Lowery, I was very excited for this movie, given how much I loved his 2021 film, The Green Knight. I was expecting something similarly surreal and visually spectacular but unfortunately this movie is weird and unsettling, not in a good way. Hathaway stars as a pop icon named Mother Mary, who sings haunting dance music while wearing elaborate costumes and a halo. She is staging a comeback tour after she had an accident, but is unhappy with the costumes being proposed by her team. She heads to England, where her former collaborator, Sam (Michaela Coel), is working at a remote country estate, trying to prepare designs for an upcoming show. Sam is initially reluctant to work with Mary to prepare a new outfit, but after a lot of mysterious dialogue hinting at their past and Mary's clear desperation for someone who can interpret her artistic vision, Sam agrees.

What follows is a bizarre film where two women talk at each other and work out their creative differences and hostilities, but also, there's a ghost? Eventually there's an exorcism? And throughout there are flashbacks to Mary performing various songs, so the whole thing has a slightly surreal feel of a concert film? Listen, I did not get this movie at all, and I did not like it all. I'm sure there are high-minded people out there who thought this was a bold work of art, but to me it was a thought experiment that was better suited to being a 20-minute short film than a meandering two-hour extravaganza. Coel and Hathaway are two great actresses, and I would love to see them in another film where there's some actual plot. And maybe just make it a fun comedy, so we don't have to watch these two women weep at each other when they are capable of so much more expressive silliness. As far as I was concerned, this movie was an unfathomable waste of time.

The Devil Wears Prada 2: I am tempted to write "Electric Boogaloo" after that title, because unfortunately, this is a terrible sequel to the much-beloved 2006 movie. Directed by David Frankel and written by Aline Brosh McKenna (who were also responsible for the first film), Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci are all back to reprise their roles. This time, Andy (Hathaway), who has successfully spent the past twenty years building out a journalism career, finds herself unexpectedly fired and in need of a job. Well, turns out Runway, the magazine still led by Miranda (Streep) and her consigliere, Nigel (Tucci), is in need of a features editor, so Andy is back into the world of high fashion, trying to craft meaningful articles alongside puff pieces on chemical peels. Meanwhile, Emily (Blunt) now works at Dior, who is a main advertiser for Runway, so Andy is reunited with another former colleague. 

I won't get into the plot - there is a lot of drama around ownership of the magazine and evil billionaires (you'll get to see Justin Theroux chewing the scenery for all its worth, with an assist from BJ Novak who just has the same expression on his face throughout), and there are a LOT of cameos from random people that help to jolt you awake while you fade away into boredom. For a movie that is concerned about how magazines and creative pursuits could be replaced by AI, it's ironic how the script and hapless editing make the proceedings feel like abject AI slop. All of the plot points feel tropey, and no amount of valiant acting from this all-star cast can rescue the film from feeling completely unnecessary. It's the curse of high expectations - having just rewatched the original, which was so iconic, I wanted more of the same, and the sequel simply could not deliver. I do know folks who have thoroughly enjoyed this film as a likable piece of nostalgia, but if you were expecting quality cinema, steer clear.

April Movies: The Drama and You, Me & Tuscany

Are you looking for a romantic comedy? Or a romantic dramedy? Dive right in to hear about one of each!

The Drama: Written and directed by Kristoffer Borgli, let me first say that I wouldn't be surprised if this movie got nominated for a Best Original Screenplay Oscar next year. It features a bizarre and intriguing premise that just keeps ratcheting up the tension for the entire film until we get a glorious catharsis at the end, and boy did I enjoy it. But also, that makes this movie very difficult to write about, because I am loath to spoil a second of it for you.

Zendaya and Robert Pattinson star as Emma and Charlie, a gorgeous couple who met in a coffee shop and are now in the throes of wedding preparations, a week out from the big day. As the movie opens, Charlie is writing his wedding speech and seeking input from his best man, Mike (the wonderful Mamoudou Athie), and that whole sequence serves as a charming way to tell the whole love story of how these two people met and fell in love, and why they're so into each other.

But of course, this movie is titled The Drama, and the event that sets things spiraling is after the couple go out with Mike and his wife, Rachel (Alana Haim), get a little tipsy, and then share some...revelations, that lead us down a very twisty and ridiculous path. Again, I won't spoil anything, but let's just say that after leaving this movie, it made for a very robust discussion with my husband and other friends about how they and their significant others would have reacted if placed in a similar situation. 

The actors are magnificent, the script is off-kilter and unpredictable, and the movie's tone is just a wild rollercoaster of emotion that will leave you squirming in your seat, sometimes in delight and sometimes because you're so deathly uncomfortable with how everyone is behaving. It's probably not a movie you will want to rewatch but man, that first watch is a grand experience that you'll be talking about for days afterwards.

You, Me & Tuscany: Unlike The Drama, this is a movie where you will be able to see every story beat coming from a mile away. It's basically like watching a less sophisticated While You Were Sleeping, but it's charming AF, so you can't really complain. Written by Ryan Engle and directed by Kat Coiro, this is a story about what happens when a down-on-her-luck woman, Anna (Halle Bailey), decides to travel to Italy after a chance encounter with a handsome stranger, Matteo (Lorenzo de Moor), in a bar. He tells her all about the villa he bought in Tuscany that is now just sitting empty, so naturally, when she finds herself unable to find a hotel room, she decides to break into his house. And naturally, complications ensue when his family members discover her the next morning.

One of those family members is Matteo's cousin brother, Michael (Regé-Jean Page), who is a very hunky winemaker. Sparks start to fly between him and Anna, but that is all very inconvenient because Anna has had to tell a little lie...that she is Matteo's fiancée. Oopsie. What follows is your standard romcom, full of misunderstandings and romantic entanglements and complications that could be sorted out if people would just be honest with each other, but where's the fun in that?! There are also zany supporting characters like the horny aunt, Francesca (Stella Pecollo), who is having an affair with a plumber named...Luigi, and Lorenzo (Marco Calvani), the taxi driver who helps Anna out when she's new in town and becomes her only confidante in this whole mess.

Listen, is this movie high art? Certainly not. The dialogue is clunky, with Italian characters deploying Americanisms (I drew the line when the elderly nonna literally said the phrase, "tap that ass"), and it's all very familiar and treading on well-worn ground. But you're in Italy! The sun is shining, the wine is flowing, and Anna is buying juicy tomatoes from a friendly farmer's market to whip up a delicious bruschetta for dinner later that night. How could you not bask in the glow of all of that charm for two hours? Just soak it in and let your brain relax; we all deserve a cinematic vacation once in a while.

March Movies Part 2: Project Hail Mary & Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

To finish out the month, I saw two movies I had been hotly anticipating, and they both did not disappoint. Whether you're looking for uplifting apocalyptic sci-fi or hilarious apocalyptic horror, I've got you covered.

Project Hail Mary: Adapted by Drew Goddard from the 2021 novel by Andy Weir, and directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, this movie is a perfect example of how book-to-screen adaptations should be filmed. I saw it with members of my book club because we just read this novel in January, and while yes, we noticed some minor things that were missing from the book, we certainly didn't think any of it mattered. Instead, I was astonished at what a faithful adaptation this was, and how adeptly it managed to convey all the science and logic of Weir's novel with cinematic flourish and aplomb. The first five minutes of this movie manage to convey information and action that take up fifty pages of the book, and I was incredibly impressed with the filmmakers' ability to condense this novel while still capturing its essence.

Ryan Gosling stars as Ryland Grace, a man who wakes up from a coma in unfamiliar surroundings and gradually pieces together that he is on board a spacecraft that is in a completely different solar system from Earth. He has retrograde amnesia but keeps flashing back to memories of his life back on Earth to help him piece together who he is and what his mission is supposed to be. Turns out he was a middle-school science teacher and former academic biologist. Scientists discovered the Sun was dimming, which would lead to catastrophic consequences for all of humanity. This led to a global scientific push to investigate the phenomenon and come up with a solution. They discover that a microorganism called astrophage was eating away at the Sun and growing exponentially. Grace was recruited by a woman named Eva Stratt (Sandra Huller) to help study astrophage, and eventually, Project Hail Mary was born, a long-shot mission to study a distant star in another solar system, that seems to be infected by astrophage but is somehow not dimming like the Sun. 

You'll have to watch the movie to find out how Grace ended up on the mission, and of course, the piece de resistance of this whole tale, how he runs into an alien, Rocky (voiced and puppeteered by James Ortiz and a team of four other puppeteers), who is on the exact same mission for his people to investigate this non-dimming star and maybe help save his planet from extinction. They got the character of Rocky exactly right, and the friendship that blossoms between him and Grace is just as perfect as it is in the book.

I was a huge fan of the novel, but many members of my book club were turned off by the amount of hard science it contained. As such, this movie is perfect for folks who don't want to read all of that but still want to experience this moving, profound, and absolutely rollicking story for themselves. It has so much plot, so much heart, and the cinematography and visual effects are absolutely stunning. The actors are truly excellent (who could ever get tired of watching Ryan Gosling be both earnest and funny in space?) and the movie is Hollywood at its cinematic best. Head for this mission: it's unlike anything you've ever seen before.

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come: I was a huge fan of the original Ready or Not that came out in 2019, so when I heard there was a sequel, again written by Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy and directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, I knew there was no way I would miss it. The action of this film picks up exactly where we left off, and what follows is another bloody and funny horror movie, now with two plucky heroines instead of just one. What could be better?

Samara Weaving is back as Grace, a woman who married a very wealthy man, but discovered on her wedding day in the last movie that he is part of an insane family that worships the devil. She had to play a game of Hide and Seek where every family member would try to kill her before dawn, but if she survived, they would all explode in gory and spectacular fashion. So, she survived, but as this movie begins, she is in the hospital and on the verge of being arrested, because the police who showed up at the house of horrors naturally assume she is responsible for murdering all the bodies inside while she sat outside on the steps in her bloody wedding dress. Her estranged sister, Faith (Kathryn Newton) shows up at the hospital because she was still her emergency contact. Unfortunately, Grace's in-laws were not the only crazy family involved in this whole situation. They're part of a syndicate of wealthy devil-worshipping families who basically run the world. And by winning Hide and Seek, Grace has triggered a rare clause in their bylaws that means that now she and her sister will be hunted by members of all the important families in a second round of the game. If she survives till dawn, she gets to take her place among them and help to rule the world. Sweet deal, right?

It's a bonkers premise, sure, but it's executed to perfection. The cast now features folks like Elijah Wood, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nestor Carbonell, and many others, including Shawn Hatosy who is playing a rather insane character in stark contrast to his most recent role as Dr. Jack Abbot on The Pitt. And of course, our leading ladies are stellar, playing two women who have a lot of childhood trauma that they now have to somehow resolve at the same time as they are desperately trying to not get murdered. As you do. It's all very silly but very fun and if comedy horrors are your jam, this is one of the best you could experience. 

March Movies Part 1: How to Make a Killing & Hoppers

I headed back to the movie theatre and watched two very different movies this month. One is a murderous comedy that's strictly for adults, while the other is a sweet animated film that is appropriate for all ages. What are you in the mood for?

How to Make a Killing: Written and directed by John Patton Ford (who was inspired by the 1949 film, Kind Hearts and Coronets), Glen Powell stars as Becket, a young man whose mother was disowned by her eye-wateringly rich family after she slept with an unsuitable man and then insisted on keeping the baby. When the unsuitable man died, she became a single mother, who did the best she could to provide for little Becket, with absolutely no contact from any member of her family. After she died, he scrambled to make ends meet, but was then reminded that even though his mother was disowned by her family, the irrevocable nature of the family trust meant they couldn't actually disinherit her or her descendants. Which means that he could inherit a huge pile of money...provided all the other heirs in line before him were to die. I assume you can see where this is going.

When the first murder goes much more easily than he expected, Becket starts to think that maybe he could genuinely pull off this crazy scheme. Margaret Qualley stars as a femme fatale childhood friend who is the demon on his shoulder, egging him on, while Jessia Henwick stars as a new love interest who makes him want to be a better man. But murder is like a can of Pringles - one you pop, you just can't stop. While lightly comic throughout, the final tone of this movie is decidedly more ambiguous. But it's an entertaining ride, and if you enjoy that Glen Powell charisma, this movie will let you bathe in it for a crisp 105 minutes. Sometimes, that's all you want at the movies.

Hoppers: Pixar is back and better than ever. Written by Jesse Andrews and directed by Daniel Chong, this movie follows Mabel Tanaka (voiced by Piper Curda), a young girl who loves animals, but is furious that the adults around her seem to be so callous to their needs. Her grandmother is the only person who seems to understand, and together, they spent a lot of time at a local glade, quietly observing the pond life, listening to the sounds of Nature, and enjoying the contentment of that serene place. Her grandmother eventually dies, but Mabel always remembers her fondly, and as she enters into college, she continues to be a passionate advocate for Nature. Which means she frequently butts heads with Jerry Generazzo (Jon Hamm), the local mayor whose passion project is to build a beltway that will help to reduce commutes by four whole minutes! And where will a portion of that beltway cut through? The glade, of course.

Mabel is naturally indignant and determined to save her beloved glade. But the only way to do so is to re-introduce animal life into the area, since they have all mysteriously disappeared. She discovers that one of her college professors has developed "hopping" technology, that allows users to jump into a very life-life robot replica of an animal and then interact directly with animals. So, Mabel "hops" into a beaver, and sets off to convince animals to return to the glade and help her defeat Jerry.

I've barely scratched the surface here - the plot is so deliciously twisty and inventive that you really need to experience it for yourself. And like any great Pixar film, while there are cute animals and gorgeous animation to satisfy kids, there are a lot of poignant observations about seeking meaning in your life, having to regulate your emotions, and the dangers of end-stage capitalism, to make it very resonant for adults. I didn't bawl during this film, but tears definitely threatened to make an appearance at various stages. This is such a sweet, funny, and captivating movie - hop to it!

And the 2026 Oscar Goes To...

I must say, I'm hard-pressed to feel much excitement for most of the Oscar-nominated movies this year. They were a showcase of immense talent and technical expertise, but my heart simply couldn't get emotionally invested in a lot of these films. But, as is tradition, below are my thoughts on what I would pick if I were an Academy voter. If you disagree, let's fight about it in the comments!

Best Picture: Obviously, I'm going with Sinners here. Of the ten nominated films, this is the only movie that was technically brilliant, but also weird, original, and a cinematic treat from start to finish. It was a reminder of what moviemaking is supposed to be all about and why people go to the movies. It was a genre-defying crowdpleaser that still had extremely deep and impactful things to say, and shouldn't that earn a Best Picture Oscar? Unfortunately, the favorite is probably One Battle After Another, a movie that has some grand moments, but was an absolute slog as far as I was concerned. My difficulty with Paul Thomas Anderson's movies has been long documented on this blog, so let's not belabor the point any further. If I had to pick a runner-up for the award, I would go with Hamnet, a beautiful and lush adaptation that features some exquisite acting, but still managed to leave me a little cold at the end. I know I'm in the minority there, and I'd love nothing more for this little film about a strong, grieving mother to beat out the bombastic movie about an incompetent father, but sadly, the world does not revolve around my desires. Of the two foreign movies nominated in this category, I certainly would pick Sentimental Value over The Secret Agent, but I don't have much love lost over either of those films. Honestly, the Foreign Film I loved most this year was It Was Just an Accident, and I highly recommend you watch that before you watch these other two films. Of the weirder films, we've got Frankenstein and Bugonia, directed by men who certainly have a very distinctive vision. I loved Frankenstein, but not enough to give it an Oscar, while Bugonia was a fun time at the theater, but again, just a little too bizarre towards the end to warrant an award. Train Dreams is quiet, beautiful, but ultimately dull, while Marty Supreme is loud, brash, and ultimately overstays its welcome. And finally, we have F1, the obligatory, "let's nominate something people actually watched!" pick. It was a fun time, and I felt like I was racing along the track with the drivers, but did I give this movie another thought after I left the theater? Nope. So, what would I have nominated instead? Sorry, Baby and Rental Family. Now those are movies that made me tear up and chuckle and were genuinely surprising and unique and wonderful. And how about Wake Up Dead Man or Highest 2 Lowest instead of F1 if we're awarding brilliantly directed audience favorites that promise a great time at the movies? Basically, I've established that I'm starved for original screenplays that tug at my heartstrings. Hopefully 2026 will have better offerings!

Best Director: Can we please give this to Ryan Coogler for Sinners? The DGA award was unfortunately given to my arch nemesis Paul Thomas Anderson for One Battle After Another, so my hopes are low, but I shall continue to hope, because that's how I roll. And if Coogler doesn't get it, I would give it to the only woman nominated, Chloe Zhao for Hamnet. Joachim Trier is on my list of "auteurs" who make indulgent movies I don't vibe with, so I'm not awarding him for Sentimental Value. And Josh Safdie did a fine job with Marty Supreme, but he needs to get better with the editing and less precious with his material if he doesn't want to fall into my over-indulgent auteurs hit list.

Best Actress: This seems to be Jessie Buckley's to lose, and her powerful performance in Hamnet certainly deserves it; I don't begrudge her after all the phenomenal work she has put in over the years. Emma Stone already has two Oscars, so she doesn't need another for going bald in Bugonia. Kate Hudson did some wonderful work in Song Sung Blue but this is a "she's just lucky to be nominated" performance considering her competition. Renate Reinsve is an Academy darling who will probably win an Oscar soon, but this year she should just be happy to be nominated for Sentimental Value. Which leaves me with my sentimental favorite, Rose Byrne for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. That is a harrowing movie I will never watch again, but my God she delivers a performance of a lifetime. I hope she gets the chance to showcase her talent like this again so she can be the one walking away with an Oscar in another year. 

Best Actor: Now this category presents a bit of a challenge for me. Michael B. Jordan played twins in Sinners, so surely, he deserves an award for doing double the work of the other nominees and looking fine while he was doing it? I like Wagner Moura, but I did not like The Secret Agent so I'm not giving him an Oscar for that performance. And Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't need another Oscar, and certainly not for One Battle After Another. Which leaves us with Timothee Chalamet for his visceral performance in Marty Supreme, and Ethan Hawke for his impeccably commanding performance in Blue Moon. Listen, I can't begrudge Timmy C. who has been chasing this Oscar for years (though his frontrunner status has certainly faded in recent weeks after Jordan won the Actor Award and Timmy is being derided for his unfortunate comments about ballet and opera), but how on earth does Hawke not have an Oscar already?! I have such a soft spot for Ethan Hawke, who has been delivering standout performances for years, so he's the one I would secretly give an award to. But c'mon Michael B. Let's give you your award at last!

Best Supporting Actress: Elle Fanning and Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas are both nominated for Sentimental Value. Both actresses are great, but they're not going to win the award. Amy Madigan was so brilliant and creepy in Weapons that a little part of my heart wants to secretly root for her. But Wunmi Mosaku was so fantastic in Sinners that I am more openly rooting for her. And I love Teyana Taylor with all my heart, but I don't think she had enough to do in One Battle After Another for me to give her an Oscar here. So again, rooting for Sinners, and against One Battle After Another or Sentimental Value. Are we sensing a theme?

Best Supporting Actor: Delroy Lindo's nomination for Sinners is finally his chance to win an Oscar after decades of delivering incredible performances. So, I'm wholeheartedly in the tank for him. Am I rooting for Sean Penn or Benicio del Toro's performances in One Battle After Another? Nope. How about Stellan Skarsgard in Sentimental Value? Nope! Which leaves us with Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein, a performance I did really love. But Elordi will have plenty of chances to win an Oscar later in his career, so he needs to sit down and let Lindo take the stage. 

Best Original Screenplay: This is a really interesting one because original stories are so few and far between these days that I genuinely would root for all of these scripts to win (except Joachim Trier and Eskil Vogt for Sentimental Value, of course). The WGA just awarded Ryan Coogler for Sinners, so that seems to be the likely favorite. I'm rooting for him, for writing the truly genre-bending original script of Sinners. But I did love Robert Kaplow's tour-de-force script for Blue Moon, as well as the very surprising It Was Just an Accident, where writer-director Jafar Panahi manages to walk this delicate tightrope of comedy and drama that was a real joy to watch. Given everything Iran is going through right now, would it be wonderful to give Panahi this award? Yes. But does Coogler deserve his flowers? Of course.

Best Adapted Screenplay: Paul Thomas Anderson won the WGA award for One Battle After Another...blergh. I'm rooting for Chloe Zhao and Maggie O'Farrell for Hamnet, who managed to turn that very literary novel into a dazzling cinematic spectacle. Frankenstein was gorgeous, but the script was not particularly novel, Bugonia was too odd, Train Dreams was too boring. Fin.

Apart from these categories, I will be rooting for Ludwig Goransson to win Best Original Score for Sinners, and KPop Demon Hunters for Best Animated Film, with "Golden" winning Best Original Song. This will be the first year there will be an Oscar for Best Casting, so I'll root for Sinners to set a precedent for excellence in that category. Frankly, I might be most excited for Best Live Action Short Film, where a VERY silly and hilarious movie named Jane Austen's Period Drama is nominated. But boy I hope there are some upsets or incredible speeches during the ceremony. Otherwise, I'm not going to be very invested in any of it this year.

February Movies Part 3: Send Help & Crime 101

Are you currently trapped at home in a blizzard? Once you leave, are you ready for a fun time at the movies? Well, I've got one comedy horror for you, and one slick action heist movie. Pick your poison!

Send Help: I had not seen a single trailer for this film, but from seeing the movie poster and hearing the hype, I knew Rachel McAdams was in it and that it was kind of bloody and kind of funny. Sold. More surprisingly, my husband really wanted to see this film, and I was confused as to why. Well, within the first ten minutes, it became clear, because one of the plot points is that Linda Liddle (Rachel McAdams) is a huge fan of the reality TV show, Survivor, as is my husband. This becomes a good thing for Linda, because when she is flying on a private jet with her odious boss and his nepotistic cronies, there is a storm and they crash on a remote island, where they now have to survive and hope to be rescued.

The boss, Bradley (Dylan O'Brien), is a typical frat bro with a punchable face, who inherited the company after his father died, and thinks Linda is an unattractive, boring accountant who doesn't deserve a promotion. Meanwhile, like many women in corporate America, Linda is the woman who runs the show and knows how to crunch the numbers, but the men around her keep taking credit for her work. When she and Bradley are stranded on this island as sole survivors of the plane crash, she is finally in a position of authority where maybe she will be able to command respect from Bradley. But you can't teach an old dog new tricks, and she struggles to get him to see her worth, even as she provides, food, water, shelter, fire, and medical aid during their first few days there. 

Things start to spiral even further, and while Bradley is the villain of the piece, let's just say that eventually Linda does her own share of psychotic things. I mean, I still support Linda, but girl. You got issues. Written by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift and directed by Sam Raimi, this movie is a mindless, fun, gory romp, and while there are some twists you'll see coming from a mile away, there are still plenty of fun jump scares and laugh out loud moments to keep you entertained for a solid two hours.

Crime 101: Written and directed by Bart Layton, this movie features a truly all-star cast that you rarely get to see outside of a Marvel movie or Ocean's Eleven. Chris Hemsworth stars as Mike, a man who excels in conducting jewelry heists with extreme precision and minimum harm. No one ever gets hurt when he robs them, but he walks away with a ton of money, which the police and insurance companies are not happy about. One of those policemen is Detective Lou Lubesnick (Mark Ruffalo, playing another sad, shlubby detective like his character in Task), who is obsessed with finding this jewel thief, particularly because he is the only person who believes all these crimes are the work of one single individual. Determined to find a pattern, he figures out that all the crimes seem to take place alongside the 101 freeway, which explains the title of the film.

Meanwhile, Halle Berry plays Sharon, an insurance broker who is increasingly disillusioned with her job of insuring the possessions of eye-wateringly rich and obnoxious folk in the LA area. When Mike approaches her for some inside information for a potential heist, she debates if crime might be better than corporate America. Much like Linda Liddle, I suppose. Monica Barbaro also stars as a woman who is dating Mike and assiduously ignoring all of his red flags (the dating scene is ROUGH y'all), while Barry Keoghan also shows up as a criminal who is haunting Mike and trying to score off his robberies. He is a psychopath who seems to have no qualms about hurting people, so how's that going to pan out for everyone? You'll have to watch to find out!

This is a classic Hollywood heist movie, told with flair, and actually filmed in LA, so it's even more Hollywood than most. The actors are all on top of their game and it's fun to follow this game of cat-and-mouse to its inevitable conclusion where everyone gets a happy ending of sorts. It's two and a half hours long, but you really don't feel that run time as there are plenty of car chases and robberies to keep you entertained. It's a good afternoon at the movies if you're in dire need of some escapism.